Fuckoff Facebook Whiners!

Well now that all the dust has settled and people seem to have pretty much accepted the new facebook timeline, I got to thinking, “How long before the next facebook update?” It’s painfully obvious that facebook never seems to want to stay with any platform for too long. In the world of “We can always make it better,” change is inevitable, and facebook is no exception. I personally don’t have a problem with facebook changes. Yes I agree when new facebook changes first happen they can be a slight nuisance, but it takes only a short time to get used to the changes. Of course if you happen to be an asshole, things tend to take a whole lot longer.

The changes aren’t anywhere near as bad as the continual crying that follows. There are also those demanding status updates that always make me laugh. You know the ones I am talking about. The ones that usually go something like “Fuck you facebook developers, you better give me my old facebook back now!” Like somehow the developers are going to read that status and say “Oh shit Billy Smith from Bedford, Ohio just updated his status and he’s pissed at us for the new updates. Let’s return everything back to the way it was.” The only thing those types of status updates do is fill up everyone’s newsfeed with unnecessary bullshit that most of us don’t want to read.

The truth of the matter is the world is completely addicted to facebook and the Facebook Corporation knows it. Think I’m wrong? Go ahead and give up your facebook for a month. Never mind a month, just do it for a week. You can’t do it and if you say you have then you are a fucking liar. Knowing that we can’t live without our precious facebook, the designers know there is no fear of backlash from whatever they do.

The bottom line here is facebook will always do what it wants regardless of how irate facebook users may become. Facebook or any other website is not a democracy and should never be thought of as one. In cyberspace, the way a website looks and feels is solely at the discretion of its owner. Some people have trouble understanding that is the way things on the internet should be. Provided a website is not engaging in an illegal activity, they should be allowed to do whatever they want. A website owner owes nothing to anyone. If people don’t like a website they should just go somewhere else. Luckily for facebook that will never be a problem.

To all the fucking facebook crybabies I only ask this. Just accept the way things are and STFU!!!